NEWFIE MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Artery The study of
painting’s
Bacteria Back door to the
cafeteria
Barium What doctors do when patients die
Benign What
you be after you be eight
Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan Searching
for Kitty
Cauterize Made eye contact
with her
Colic A sheepdog
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fester Quicker than someone else
Fibula A small lie
Impotent Distinguished;
well known
Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff A Doctor’s cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than day
rates
Outpatient. A patient who fainted
Pelvis Second cousin
to Elvis
Post Operative A letter carrier
Recovery Room A place to do upholstery
Rectum Nearly killed him
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure Roman emperor
Tablet Small Table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Tumour One plus one more
Urine Opposite of your out
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