Saturday, April 3, 2021

Hoppy Easter

What shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?

Because it might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

Christmas does come before Easter in one place - but where? The dictionary!

What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.

How does Easter end? With an "R"!

Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs mark the spot!

How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!

What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?

Eggs-ercise!

What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.

What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.

What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

What is Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of music? Hip-hop!

What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!

How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.

What's the Easter Bunny's favourite restaurant? IHOP.

Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He eggs-ercises.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Hare-obics.

How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.

How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!

What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!

What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.

What the Easter Bunny’s favourite dance move? The bunny hop.

What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.

What's the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball.

What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.

Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favourite show? Because his TV was scrambled!

Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail!

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.

What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.

What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.

These are only the tip of the iceberg from this link: https://www.countryliving.com/life/a30679637/easter-jokes/

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