Enlglysh is a Pane
Hear eye sit inn English class;
the likelihood is that eye won't pass
An F on my report card wood bee worse than
swallowing glass
It's knot that eye haven't studied, often
till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye
simply can't get them write
Hour teacher says, "Heed my advice,
ewe must study and sacrifice"
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are
lice, how come blouses aren't blice.
The confusion really abounds when adding
esses two nouns
Gooses are geese, butt mooses aren't meese;
somebody scent in the clowns
Two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple
of datum are data
Sew wouldn't ewe expect it wood bee correct
fore a bunch of plums to be plata?
And if more than won octopus are octopi,
and the plural of ox is oxen
Shouldn't a couple of busses bee bussi and
a pare of foxes bee foxen?
Let's talk about spelling a wile,
specifically letters witch are silent Words like "psychologist" and
"wreck" shirley make awl of us violent
And another example quite plane witch is
really hard two explain
If it's eye before e except after sea, then
what about feign and reign?
The final exam will determine how eye due,
weather eye pass ore fail
I halve prepared as much as eye can down
two the last detail
I'm ready two give it my vary best inn just
a little wile
And then isle take a relaxing wrest on a
tropical aisle.
(By Alan Balter)
Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to
teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now,
class. Observe what happens to the two worms," said the professor
putting the first worm in the glass of water.
The worm in the water moved about, twisting
and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.
It writhed for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.
"Now kids, what lesson can we derive
from this experiment?" he asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely
responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms.
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