Some light humour

 Some artists of the '50s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate baby boomers.

Here are a few: 

1. Herman's Hermits- Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely walker.

2. The Bee Gees- How can you mend a broken hip.

3. Bobby Darin- Splish Splash I was Having a flash.

4. Ringo Starr- I'll get by with the help from depends.

5. The Commodores- Once, twice, three times to the bathroom.

6. Marvin Gaye- Heard it from the Grape Nuts

7. Leo Sayer- You make me feel like napping.

8. Willie Nelson- On the commode again.

9- Procol Harem- A whiter shade of hair.

10. Johnny Nash- I can't see clearly now.

11. Helen Reddy- I am woman hear me snore.

12. Abba- Denture Queen.

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

 Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days and topics covered in this course including:

 DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE Trays

Step by step guide with a slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Round table discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES. & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE OR FLY TO THE KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES

Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other--Help line and support group

LEARNING HOW TO FIND TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "Its not there!" "You've moved it" or We've run out!"

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN

Group discussion and Roleplay

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real-life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role-playing

HOW TO BE AN IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, mediation and breathing techniques.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available