The 13 Funniest Things Said During a Colonoscopy
1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Turkey, we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all:
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
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A man went to the doctor. He said, "Doc, you gotta
check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear
it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only
to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before,
how long has this been going on." The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say
"Man, I really need 10 bucks, just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never
seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your
ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear
his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 bucks. Lend me 5 bucks please if
you can."
I have no idea what
to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my
books," he said as he frantically searched all his medical reference
books.
"I can make a well-educated
guess though. Based on my life and all my previous experience I can tell you that
your leg appears to be broke in three places."
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