Bob ran out of gas, and a bee flew in his car window ‘are you out of gas, ‘ said the bee.
'Yes' said Bob. ‘Gimme a minute, ‘said the bee, and flew away.
Minutes later the bee returned with the entire hive of bees who all flew into
his petrol tank. Moments later they emerged. ‘Try it now,’ said a passing bee.
Bob tried and the car started. Bob said ‘wow, what did you
put in the tank, ‘ wait for it wait for it
BP
What is the only kind of Bees that give milk? Boo-bees!
Then there is the one about the 10 bees flying down the
highway. They all need to go to the bathroom. 9 go to the BP station and the
10th one goes to the Esso station. The moral is that in every crowd there is
always one Esso Bee (sob)
I ran out of petrol the other day so I went to the filling
station and asked the attendant "Cana BP?". I don't know, he replied,
but fish can fart I've seen the bubbles.
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