Did you ever have to change a password?

 I recently had an issue changing my password on one of my devices. The episode brought to mind this old but relevant post I saw a few years back.

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50frickingboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 50FRiCKINGboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 50FrickingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA**IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50FrickingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA**IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.