Puns to end the month of June Day 2

  

The calendar had a nervous breakdown in June. It took a month off.

Why is June such a popular month for weddings? Because the bride and groom get a lot of showers.

I'm so excited for June, I'm beside myself.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it never really took off.

I hate funerals — I'm not a mourning person.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

The other day she tried to make a chemistry joke but got no reaction.

It’s funny — England doesn’t have a kidney bank but has a Liverpool.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of June? Because it ran out of juice.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during June classes? Because her students were so bright.

Why did the tomato turn red in June? Because it saw the salad dressing!

June is my favourite month - it's when I finally get to break out my summer puns.

Why was the math book sad in June? Because it had too many problems.

Why do golfers love June? Because it's the perfect time to hit the green.

June is the month when I finally get to enjoy some sun and fun and stop being so solstice-tent.