Punnny things to do in August

Back in July I posted about the dangers of heat. So, this month, I am following up withh a more humourous look at how we can beat the heat. 

Beating the August heat is all about staying fan-tastic and keeping your cool! 🍦 Whether you are grabbing the inside scoop on ice cream or relaxing in the shade-tacular AC, our seniors know how to summer right. Check out our favorite ways to stay chilled this month!

 1.    I heard about an ATM that got addicted to money. It suffered from withdrawals

2.    Water you waiting for? Keep sipping that ice water!

3.    This August, hydration is absolute-cool-ly necessary.

4.    Seniors know how to make a splash at the water dispenser.

5.    Juice do it—stay hydrated all day long!

6.    Ice water is truly a tea-riffic way to beat the heat.

7.    Don't be mello, keep that watermelon chilling in the fridge.

8.    I’m a huge fan of staying indoors during August.

9.    AC units are truly a senior's coolest companion.

10. Grandpa is just chillin' like a villain next to the vent.

11. This heatwave is fan-tastic motivation to stay inside.

12. We're just breezing through the dog days of summer.

13. Keep calm and carry a fan wherever you go.

14. Water aerobics? That sounds absolutely splendid.

15. Seniors in the pool are always looking pool-charming.

16. Don't hide inside, just dive into a cool pool.

17. Floating in the water is a re-leaf from the heat.

18. Keep your cool and just keep swimming.

19. This summer pool party is going swimming-ly.

20. Seniors wearing sunglasses look bright and beautiful.

21. That sun hat is totally shade-tacular!

22. Sandal season is a sole-ful time of year.

23. Linen shirts are a breeze to wear in August.

24. We're staying sharp while staying in the shade.

25. Those shades are looking spec-tacular on you!

26. You are never too old for a cold scoop of ice cream.

27. Seniors know the inside scoop on staying cool.

28. Life is sweet when you have a popsicle in hand.

29. Ice cream cones are a cool way to celebrate August.

30. We’re just sundae-ing around in the air conditioning.

31. Anything is popsicle when you stay out of the sun.

32. Sherbet, you didn't know seniors could chill this well!

"Now it’s your turn! How are you keeping cool during these dog days of August? Drop your favorite heat-wave survival tips, or your best summer puns, in the comments below! 👇☀️

Puns to end the month of June Day 2

  

The calendar had a nervous breakdown in June. It took a month off.

Why is June such a popular month for weddings? Because the bride and groom get a lot of showers.

I'm so excited for June, I'm beside myself.

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it never really took off.

I hate funerals — I'm not a mourning person.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

The other day she tried to make a chemistry joke but got no reaction.

It’s funny — England doesn’t have a kidney bank but has a Liverpool.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of June? Because it ran out of juice.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses during June classes? Because her students were so bright.

Why did the tomato turn red in June? Because it saw the salad dressing!

June is my favourite month - it's when I finally get to break out my summer puns.

Why was the math book sad in June? Because it had too many problems.

Why do golfers love June? Because it's the perfect time to hit the green.

June is the month when I finally get to enjoy some sun and fun and stop being so solstice-tent.