“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
Some of the best Christmas joke are below!
Jokes About Christmas Traditions
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foye
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days.
Why did the Christmas shopper bring a ladder to the store? Because the best deals were through the roof!
Why do Christmas cookies always feel so confident? Because they're full of self-“elf” esteem.
Jokes About Beloved Christmas Stories
How does Good King Wenceslas
like his pizzas? One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two
deer.
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener? He has a green thumb—and a heart
that grew three sizes!
Why didn’t Scrooge enjoy his steak? Because it was bah-humbug-ers and mash.
Jokes About Christmas Trees
What do Christmas trees get when they go numb? Pines and needles!
Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.
Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles.
Why don’t Christmas trees like going to the barber? They’re afraid of getting trimmed.
Jokes About Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics? A puddle.
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
Why did the snowman want a carrot? He was picking his nose.
