1. It is okay to talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice
2.
"ln
Style" are the clothes that still fit.
3.
You
don't need anger management. You need people to stop making you angry.
4.
Your
people skills are just tine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
5.
The
biggest lie you tell yourself is, "l don't need to write that down. l‘ll
remember it."
6.
“On
time" is when you get there.
7.
Even
duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound
8.
It
would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then
come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
9.
Lately,
you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
10.
Growing
old should have taken longer.
11.
Aging
has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
12.
You
still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will
13.
“0ne
for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
14.
There
shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the
course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else. Making it a
stolen ball. Tie player is not to compound the felony by charging him or
herself with a penalty.
15.
If
a putt passes over a hole without dropping. it is deemed to have dropped. The
law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.
16.
Putts
that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in
This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants
to make a travesty of the game
17.
There
is no penalty for a so-called "out of bounds" If pinching golf club
owners bought sufficient land. this would not occur. The golfer deserves art
apology. not a penalty.
18.
There
is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard. as golf
19.
balls
should float That they do not is a technical problem that manufacturers have
yet to over come Senior golfers should not be punished for manufacturers
shortcomings.
