Gardening with Grandkids: A Grandparent's Guide to Mud, Miracle-Gro, and Making Memories

 Let me tell you something I've learned after years of gardening with my grandchildren. You don't need to be a master gardener. You don't need perfect soil or expensive tools. You need to be willing to get your hands dirty, laugh at your mistakes, and pretend you meant to plant those carrots in that weird zigzag pattern.

Gardening is not only for adults. In fact, I'd argue it's better with grandkids. They bring the enthusiasm. You bring the experience (and the snacks). Together, you create something that's equal parts beautiful vegetables and beautiful memories.

There's nothing quite like watching a grandchild's face when they pull a carrot out of the ground that they planted themselves. It doesn't matter if it's the size of a thumb or shaped like a mutant octopus. To them, it's a treasure. To you, it's proof that your efforts to keep them away from screens for at least twenty minutes have paid off.

Responsibility. Patience. The understanding that if you don't water something, it dies. These are lessons that no amount of lecturing can teach. But a wilting tomato plant? That's a lesson they'll remember. And when they finally figure out how to keep that plant alive, they'll carry that confidence into everything else they do.

Let's be honest. Nothing makes a grandparent prouder than hearing a grandchild say, "Grandpa taught me how to grow these peas." You will tell everyone. The neighbours. The cashier at the grocery store. Random strangers at the park. Own it. You've earned it.

Now, you might be wondering: should you go old-school with soil or get fancy with hydroponics? Here's my take after extensive research (by which I mean I asked the guy at the garden centre and then forgot half of what he said).

Soil gardening is what you probably already know. Dirt. Seeds. Water. Sun. It's forgiving. It's familiar. And if something goes wrong, you can blame the weather.

Hydroponics sounds impressive, but here's the truth: it involves tubes, pumps, and things that require electricity. I tried it once and ended up with a setup that looked like a science experiment gone wrong. My grandson loved it. I spent three weeks trying to figure out why the lettuce was purple.

My advice? Start with soil. If you're feeling adventurous later, graduate to the complicated stuff. Just don't blame me if your basement starts looking like a NASA laboratory.

Here's a secret that will make you the best grandparent ever. Let them pick their own tools.

Kids' gardening tools come in sizes that actually fit their hands. They come in colours that hurt your eyes. They come with characters on them that you've never heard of. Let them choose. When a child has their own trowel, their very own, with the cartoon worm on the handle, they're suddenly invested. They're not just helping you. They're doing their own work.

My granddaughter picked a pink watering can shaped like an elephant. Does it hold enough water? No. Does it water anything efficiently? Absolutely not. Does she carry it around with her like a sacred object? Yes. And that, my friends, is what matters.

Here's where you need to exercise what I call "guided freedom." Let them choose what to grow, but maybe steer them away from plants that require a PhD to keep alive.

Good choices for beginners:

• Cherry tomatoes (they grow fast and are basically candy)
• Radishes (they pop up in no time, perfect for impatient little gardeners)
• Sunflowers (tall, dramatic, and you can measure who's growing faster)
• Lettuce (forgiving, fast, and you can eat it right away)
• Anything that comes as a seedling rather than a seed (instant gratification)

Let them pick something weird, too. One year, my grandson insisted on growing purple potatoes. I thought he'd lose interest. He didn't. We harvested those potatoes, and he made everyone eat them. They were purple. They tasted like regular potatoes. He still talks about them.

At first, you're going to do most of the work. That's fine. They're watching. They're learning. They're waiting for the moment when they can take over.

Some kids learn by watching. Some need to get their hands in the dirt. Some will ask a thousand questions. Some will dig holes and fill them again. All of these approaches are valid. Your job is to be there, to answer questions when you can, and to admit when you don't know something.

I've learned more about gardening from my grandkids' questions than I ever learned from books. "Why do worms come out when it rains?" "Do plants get lonely?" "Can a tomato be friends with a cucumber?" I don't always have answers. But we find them together.

Because things will go wrong. That's not pessimism. That's gardening.

The squirrels will eat the strawberries. The beans will get some weird spots. Something will grow that you definitely didn't plant. Your grandchild will be devastated when their prize pumpkin rots on the vine.

That's when you show up. That's when you say, "This happens to everyone. Let's figure out what went wrong and try again next year." That's the lesson that sticks. Not perfection. Resilience.

My grandkids have grown some wacky things over the years. Vegetables in colours that nature never intended. Flowers are planted in formations that make no sense. A patch of corn that was supposed to be a maze ended up being just a very confusing row.

None of it was perfect. But every bit of it was theirs.

So, get out there. Get messy. Laugh when the zucchini takes over the yard. Celebrate the one perfect strawberry. And when your grandchild asks if they can grow something ridiculous, say yes.

Because one day, when they're grown and tending their own gardens, they'll remember the summer they spent in the dirt with you. And that, more than any perfectly spaced row of carrots, is what gardening is really about.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a small child who wants to show me the worm she just found. Apparently, it's her new best friend. I'm not sure how to tell her that the worm is already spoken for, as I am going fishing this afternoon, and the worm will be with me.

Confessions of a Non-Gardener Married to a Gardener

 Let me start with a confession. My wife is the gardener in our family. She plans. She plants.  She whispers encouragement to wilting tomatoes. My role? I buy the plants (under her supervision), I water, I nod approvingly at her vision, and then I enjoy the results from a lawn chair with a cold drink.

It's a system that works beautifully.

But here's the thing. Over the years, I've made the mistake of thinking I could help. I've tried. I've blundered. I've planted things in the wrong places, watered things that should have been left alone, and once, I'm still not allowed to forget this, I "pruned" a hydrangea into something that looked like a stick figure.

So, whether you're the gardener or just the spouse who carries the bags of soil, let me share some lessons learned. Because gardening blunders can happen to anyone. Yes, even right in your front yard where the neighbours can see.

Here's the thing about lawns. They're supposed to be green. If yours is starting to look like the soil underneath is staging a comeback, it's time to reassess. Watering, fertilizing, and mowing are not suggestions. They are the holy trinity of lawn care.

If nothing works after you've tried everything, don't despair. You have options. You can replace the whole thing. Or you can get creative. Consider ground covers like periwinkle or thyme. Ask your local nursery for ideas. They love nothing more than a homeowner who walks in and says, "My lawn is dead. Help me feel better about it."

What did we do? Artificial turf. Looks great. Mows itself. And my wife no longer has to watch me pretend to know how to operate a lawnmower.

Here's a hard truth. If your gardening tools are stacked in the garage because you think they're not worth the storage space, they're not just looking like junk. They are junk. Full stop.

Go through them one by one. Ask yourself a simple question: "Do I have a specific plan for this tool in the next six months?" If the answer is no, it's time to say goodbye. If the answer is "I might need it someday," that's a no disguised as hope.

Your garage will thank you. And when you actually need a tool, you'll be able to find it without excavating.

Weeds are the uninvited guests who show up and refuse to leave. The solution is simple in theory, maddening in practice: keep on top of them.

Check for weeds regularly. Not once a season. Regularly. When you see one, dig it out by hand. Yes, by hand. There's something deeply satisfying about pulling a weed and knowing you've won this small battle.

Then seed the empty areas so something you actually want grows there instead. Think of it as evicting bad tenants and finding good ones.

If your garden is the size of a postage stamp, take heart. You don't need more land. You need more imagination.

Think vertical. Walls, arbours, trellises, these are not just decorative. They're real estate. Let plants climb. Let vines take over your fence. Create a lush jungle in a space that previously felt like a parking spot.

It's amazing what happens when you stop thinking of a garden as flat and start thinking of it as a multi-story building.

Here's a lesson I learned the hard way. Most garden plants do not survive winter. They don't. They give it their best shot, and then the frost comes, and they turn into sad brown skeletons.

So, when you're planning your garden, think about plants that can actually handle the cold. Evergreens are your friends. Plants with winter interest, interesting bark, persistent berries, and architectural shapes keep the garden from looking like a graveyard from December to March.

Or do what we do: plant annuals, watch them die, and then stand in the garden centre in spring as if nothing happened.

A fence separates your property from your neighbour's. But it also frames your garden. It's the backdrop. It's the stage. If your fence is falling over or covered in mildew, your garden will look like a beautiful painting in a crumbling frame.

Maintain your fences the way you maintain your plants. Paint them. Clean them. Pretend they matter, because they actually do.

Here's what I've learned from decades of being married to a gardener. Gardening is not about perfection. It's about showing up. It's about trying something, failing, trying something else, and occasionally ending up with a tomato that tastes like sunshine.

So, if your lawn is patchy, your tools are buried, your weeds are winning, and your plants die every winter, take heart. You're not a bad gardener. You're just a gardener who's still learning.

And if all else fails, marry someone who knows what they're doing and buy them nice plants. That's what I did. It's worked out beautifully.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lawn chair to sit in and a garden to admire. Someone else did all the work.

31 Puns and Dad Jokes About Spring, Summer, and Still Going Strong

My last post on boomers turning 80, so this is in honour of the first Baby Boomers turning 80, and the myth that seniors are slowing down, here's one joke for every day of the month. Enjoy while having a coffee, preferably while sitting in the sun.

1.      I told my doctor I was worried about slowing down. He said, "You're 80. You're not slowing down. You're just shifting into scenic mode."

2.      Spring has sprung, and so have my allergies. At this age, I'm not sure if I'm sneezing or just practicing for my eventual exit.

3.      My neighbour asked if I was planting my garden this spring. I said, "Absolutely. I've got perennials older than you."

4.      You know you're 80 when you look forward to spring cleaning because you finally remember where you put everything last fall.

5.      I love spring. It's the only time of year I can blame my creaky joints on the weather and not just being 80.

6.      Summer arrived and I bought a new lawn chair. It's not that I plan to do less. I just plan to do it sitting down.

7.      My granddaughter asked if I still water ski. I said, "Honey, at my age, getting out of the bath is an extreme sport."

8.      I told my friends I was training for the Senior Olympics. They asked what event. I said, "Getting up from the couch without making sound effects."

9.      Spring is when I finally put away my winter coat. By which I mean I hang it in a different closet until next October.

10. My wife asked why I was staring at the garden. I said, "I'm waiting for the tomatoes to grow. At 80, you learn to enjoy the slow shows."

11. I love summer barbecues. Nothing says "I'm still vital" like standing over a grill and pretending the smoke isn't making me cough.

12. Someone asked if I use dating apps. I said, "No, but I use a pill organizer. Same thing, really, sorting through options."

13. Spring is here, and I've started walking daily. Two blocks to the café, two blocks back. By summer I hope to make it three.

14. My doctor said I need more vitamin D. So I sat in the sun for an hour. Then I needed a nap. That's called multi-tasking at 80.

15. I told my grandson I used to run marathons. He asked if I still run. I said, "Only to the bathroom."

16. Summer means patio season. Nothing makes you feel young like sitting outside and complaining about the heat with people your own age.

17. I asked my friend how he stays so active. He said, "I chase my hat on windy days."

18. Spring is when the world wakes up. I wake up too, eventually. Usually after coffee. Sometimes after second coffee.

19. My wife said we should take up biking. I said, "I'm 80. The only thing I'm pedaling is my version of what actually happened."

20. Summer evenings are the best. Nothing beats sitting on the porch, watching the sunset, and trying to remember what you did that day.

21. I saw a senior wearing a shirt that said, "I'm not retired. I'm a professional grandparent." I asked if I could borrow it. He said, "No. Get your own."

22. Spring cleaning is simpler at 80. I just throw things away and hope I don't remember needing them later. So far, so good.

23. My friend said he's taking up bird watching. I said, "That's just regular watching with binoculars because your eyes are shot."

24. Summer is here, which means I can finally complain about the heat instead of the cold. Variety is the spice of life.

25. I told my doctor I feel like I'm slowing down. He said, "You're not slowing down. You're just moving at a speed that matches your ability to remember what you were doing."

26. Spring is when I start my annual attempt to organize my garage. By summer, I've usually organized it into piles I can no longer see around.

27. My wife asked if I still feel passion. I said, "Absolutely. Passionate about where I left my glasses."

28. Summer is great for naps. Spring is great for naps. Actually, all seasons are great for naps. That's the secret.

29. Someone asked if I use social media. I said, "Yes. I'm very social. I wave at people from my lawn chair."

30. I told my kids I was thinking of downsizing. They thought I meant the house. I meant my dessert portions. One cookie is not enough, kids.

31. Here's to being 80. We're not slowing down. We're just moving at a speed that lets us enjoy the flowers, complain about the weather, and make jokes about our knees. It's called living.

Happy spring. Happy summer. Happy 80 years of proving that growing older doesn't mean growing quiet.

Happy 80th, Baby Boomers: We haveChanged Everything

Well, it's official. The first of us (the Baby Boomers) is turning 80 this year. Born in 1946, right after the world decided it was done with war and ready for something else, we have spent the last eight decades doing exactly what we have always done: showing up, shaking things up, and leaving our mark on absolutely everything.

So, in honour of this milestone, let's take a moment to look back. Not in the history books, but at the institutions we have quietly (and sometimes not so quietly) transformed.

When we entered school, classrooms had chalkboards, wooden desks, and a strict "sit down and be quiet" policy. By the time we were done, universities had become bustling centres of debate, night school was a thing, and lifelong learning was something people actually aspired to. Today, we are still signing up for courses, learning French, mastering pottery, and generally keeping community college enrollment numbers afloat.

We made education something you do for life, not just something you survive until you're eighteen. And we proved that the only thing better than being in school is being in school with people who actually want to be there.

Remember when retirement meant a gold watch and a slow fade into gardening? Boomers took one look at that and said, "Actually, we're not done yet." We invented the concept of working past sixty-five, not because we had to (though some of us did), but because we still had things to say, projects to finish, and younger colleagues to keep on their toes.

We turned the workplace into something more than a place to punch a clock. We demanded meaning, flexibility, and the right to leave at 3 p.m. for a grandchild's recital without being penalized. And in doing so, we made things better for everyone who came after us.

Here's where we really went rogue. Prior generations accepted aches and pains as inevitable. We said, "What if we just… didn't?" We invented jogging (apologies for that), popularized yoga, turned farmers' markets into social events, and made it normal for an eighty-year-old to discuss their cholesterol levels with the same intensity they once talked about rock lyrics.

We have also transformed how we think about aging itself. Dementia, isolation, and mental health are no longer whispered about in corners. We have demanded better care, better support, and better research. And we have shown that growing older doesn't mean growing smaller.

When we became parents, child-rearing was still largely a private affair. By the time we became grandparents, we had turned it into a public institution. We were the ones who showed up at school concerts, soccer games, and dance recitals with cameras ready and snacks in our bags. We redefined what it means to be an extended family, often stepping in to help raise grandchildren in ways earlier generations rarely did.

And community? We made it clear that community is not something you passively belong to. It's something that we build. Whether through service clubs, neighbourhood groups, or simply knowing your neighbours' names, we kept the idea of local connection alive in an age that keeps trying to replace it with screens.

Let's take a quick tour of how we impacted institutions:

Houses of worship. Once rigid and formal, many have adapted to become more welcoming, more flexible, and more focused on community service, thanks in large part to those of us who asked questions and refused to accept "because that's how it's always been" as an answer.

The arts. From folk music to film festivals to community theatre, we kept culture alive at the local level. We are the ones who buy the tickets, donate to the galleries, and make sure the symphony doesn't disappear.

Volunteer organizations. The numbers are clear: seniors volunteer at higher rates than almost any other age group. We have shown that retirement isn't about stepping back from life; it's about stepping into work that actually matters.

The food bank. Speaking of which, we have also been among the most generous donors and volunteers. We remember what it was like when neighbours helped neighbours, and we made sure that tradition continues.

Of course, no retrospective would be complete without acknowledging that we have also been known to, let's say, leave our mark in ways that weren't always requested.

We popularized the open-plan office (apologies to anyone who has ever tried to concentrate). We invented timeshares (we'll leave that there). We made beige interiors a national obsession for a solid decade. And we somehow convinced everyone that a salad could be a complete meal if you added enough croutons.

But these are minor quibbles. The bigger picture is this: we have never stopped showing up.

As I said yesterday, the first Boomer turning 80 this year. However, we are not the 80 of previous generations. We:

• Debated the merits of different streaming services with the same energy once reserved for Vietnam War protests.
• Text our grandchildren with alarming frequency and surprising accuracy.
• Are more likely to be planning a trip than a quiet afternoon.
• Still work, still volunteer, still show up at the gym (though perhaps with more stretching involved).

We have rewritten the script on what it means to be eighty. And you're not done yet.

Here's to all of us Boomers hitting 80 this year. We have changed education, work, health, family, and pretty much every institution we touched. We have refused to go quietly, and we have shown that aging is not about fading; it's about adapting.

The world is different because we were in it. And it will keep being different because we are still in it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a yoga class to get to. And yes, I'll be complaining about my knees the whole time. Some things don't change.

Happy 80th to the first of the Boomers. Here's to the next chapter, whatever we decide to do with it.