Ever wondered?

Early in our evolution as a species, when we did not have answers we created gods and goddess that helped us explain the unknown. As we matured and grew some of us put away our gods and goddess and created a single god to explain the unknown. This god was an angry, testing and a judgmental god. If we offended, angered him we would be punished. 

As we expanded, learned more and science gave us more answers, some of us changed our image of this god, to a more gentle, nurturing and loving goddess. This goddess is seen as some as a being, by others as a force or others as a life force or energy that is forever conspiring on our behalf. 

However, as we moved through our evolution there were a few of us who saw our god and goddess as ourselves. These few believed that god was within us and as we lived and created our world, the actions we took reinforced the idea that good and evil come only from within. 

So the actions you take, turning up the music, taking off your shoes, walking in the grass, unleashing the dogs, freeing the canary, catching a breeze, riding a wave, dancing every day, getting up early, taking a nap, staying out late, eating chocolate, feeling the love, giving stuff away, earning it back, giving some more, and laughing are ...the actions of gods and goddesses.

Some of My Favorite 'Old is' Jokes

Thanks to Wally for these gems

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says

'Let's go upstairs and make love'

And you answer:

'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

On your new alligator shoes

And you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ...

And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You don't care where your spouse goes

... Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down

By the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting a little action'

Means you don't need to take any fibre today

'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car

... In the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up

To use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

You enjoyed the Big Band Era: Sioux, Iroquois, Apache, Crow ...

'OLD' IS WHEN...

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

'OLD' IS WHEN...

It takes twice as long to look half as good.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

Rocking in a rocking chair feels like a roller coaster ride.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

Your knees buckle, and your belt won't.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You have that “morning after” feeling when you wake up, but you didn’t party the night before.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN....

You are not sure these are jokes!

Have a good day!

"Young at heart"

(slightly older in other places!)

Consider

Considering your best and most beautiful dreams:

When your thoughts and visualizations pertain to the "hows" (how they will come true), or when they include an insistence upon unimportant details (virtually all details are unimportant; think of them, yes, but just don't attach to them), or when they require specific people to behave in specific ways... at the very best, your efforts will only increase the likelihood of your desired dream coming to pass.

Whereas, when your grandest and most glorious dreams are BIG-picture items, like rocking abundance, total fulfillment, amazing health, vivacious happiness, and the like, the floodgates of success begin to powerfully tremble and your
manifestation becomes inevitable. Just saying you should consider this the next time you start to visualize.

Worry

You needn't worry. There is time. You have all the time in the world. You preceded time and you will exist beyond it. Age is irrelevant; more meaningless than a number. Forever, you have FOREVER. 

There is no dream you now have that you will not manifest. There is no challenge you now face that you will not crush and dispose of. There is no point in spending one more second of your awesome, amazing life, thinking anything to the contrary.