Monday, April 23, 2012

If you marry a Scottish Woman

Thanks to Calvin for this 
 Three friends married women from different parts of the world......
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. After a couple of days he noticed that his wife was indeed making an effort and on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table on time.
He said the first day he didn't see anything at all. The second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.


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