Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Don't mess with farmers

 A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for $250. 

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to Joe's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." 

Joe replied, "Well, then just give me my money back." 

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I've spent it already." 

Joe said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse." 

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with it?" 

Joe said, "I'm going to raffle him off." 

The farmer said, "You can't flog a dead horse!" 

Joe said, "Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." 

A month later, the farmer met up with Joe and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?" 

Joe said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495." 

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" 

Joe said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back."

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. 

The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. 

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. 
The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally, the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. 

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" 

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself because that bull came home this morning."

https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/lawyer-jokes/?jokeid=1261

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Have you ever thought?

I came across this post on Facebook and I have added my own thoughts to it. I don’t know who the author is, but I am assuming it is a woman of a certain age. I have given an answer in non-italics from all the men who loved and continue to love you.

Have you ever thought: ‘I m fat.” I'm old.’ I'm worn out. “I was young once."?

To all my female friends from 50 years and up Most of us are going through the next phase of our lives. We're at that age where we see wrinkles, gray hair, and extra pounds. We see the cute 25-year-olds and reminisce. But we were also 25, just as they will one day be our age. We aren't the "girls in their summer clothes" anymore.

 “We don’t see the wrinkles, gray hair and extra pounds, we still see the girl in her summer clothes, the girl we fell in love with and with who we spent our lives.”

What they bring to the table with their youth and zest, we bring our wisdom and experience. We have raised families, run households, paid the bills, dealt with diseases, sadness, and everything else life has assigned us. Some of us have lost those that were nearest and dearest to us. We are survivors.

We are the lucky ones, you have kept us on the right path, you have been there for our children when we were absent; our children are better because of your love and your care. You have helped us through sadness, and all of life’s sorrows and we have celebrated together when we experienced life’s joys.

We are warriors in the quiet. We are women, like a classic car or a fine wine. Even if our bodies aren't what they once were, they carry our souls, our courage, and our strength. We shall all enter this chapter of our lives with humility, grace, and pride over everything we have been through, and we should never feel bad about getting older. It's a privilege that is denied to so many.

You do have a quiet strength, which we love. You are our soul, our courage and our strength, and our love. We are privileged to enter the final chapter of our lives with you. We are proud to be at your side and our hope is that we will pass on to the next chapter with you continuing to be at our side.

Monday, January 10, 2022

Older Adults & Cannabis Use:

A Narrative Review of Age-specific Issues Submitted to Active Aging Canada Prepared by: Liza Stathokostas, Ph.D., Research Consultant, April 2020

When I was in high school Cannabis use was, to my knowledge only among the drugies and low lives of the school I never tried it, when I went to University I had friends who tried drugs and they were, in my mind, out of control and could not keep up with their schooling. I did not use or try it at University. When I was working I tried Cannabis but I did not care for the effects it had on me, so I stopped using it. However, according to this report”

The use of cannabis by older adults is increasing faster than in any other age group. In Canada, 7% of older adults report using cannabis, up from 1% in 2012.

This increase is similar to observations of older populations in other countries. This trend has been attributed to the Baby Boomer generation entering into older age, changes in cannabis legislation, and the growing promotion of cannabis for its therapeutic potential.

While a majority of older adults are new users, there are older adults who have been life-long users and those who were early users and have again begun to use. Older adults use cannabis for both therapeutic and recreational reasons, although newer users tend to be used for medicinal purposes. Surveys of the modality of use of cannabis among older adults demonstrate use of a wide range of cannabis products.

While research is limited, surveys of older adult users (largely for medicinal purposes) show a fair degree of satisfaction in targeting specific symptoms and overall quality of life. This represents a curious contrast to existing research which suggests that there currently is limited high-quality evidence for the efficacy of cannabis on many of the chronic conditions for which users may be seeking treatment. However, as the health care community will likely see continued growth in the interest and use of cannabis by their older patients, a pragmatic approach is to be able to have an open and balanced discussion; and this applies to both medicinal and recreational use.

With regards to the safe use of cannabis by older adults, there is limited research that has focused on this new emerging user group. However, as physiological changes with ageing have the potential to impact the effects of cannabis (both recreational and medicinal), data on efficacy and safety from younger users cannot be extrapolated without consideration. For example, cannabis impacts parts of the brain that are known to change with age. Also, age-related changes in liver and kidney function and body fat can impact the way cannabis is metabolized in older adults.

Another potential issue for older adults is the interaction of cannabis with existing chronic conditions and medication being used for those conditions. Drug interactions include cannabinoid levels being increased by other medications and can have additive effects on and affect levels of other drugs.

In order to provide direction for older adults on the safe use of cannabis, both older adults and health care providers should also be aware that the issue of cannabis use disorder is not limited to younger populations. Substance abuse, in general, by older adults, is rising and so it cannot be assumed that this is not an issue in this age group. Education on harms reduction, including behaviours such as driving under the influence of cannabis, is just as prudent in older populations.

Substantial empirically driven, representative research related to both physiological, attitudinal, and behavioural issues is still needed to advance the discourse on cannabis and ageing. As is equipping older adults and their health care providers with education resources.

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Nine things you probably didn't know about Canada

1.  Canada has an ‘Apology Act‘, that allows apologies in court to be considered a sign of empathy, not guilt!

2.  Peterborough, ON is the canoe capital of the world

3.  15,500 of the world's 25,000 polar bears live in Canada

4.  Canada has more lakes than all other countries combined [250,000+ in Ontario alone)

5.  All letters to Santa end up in Canada, and  volunteers reply in over 200 languages

6.  Canada has more donut shops per capita than  anywhere else

7.  Canadian inventions include the electric wheelchair, IMAX, Trivial Pursuit, the baseball glove, insulin and Hawaiian pizza!

8.  Canada's literacy rate is over 99%

9.  Canada is the largest exporter of blueberries in the world.