June Dad jokes

 Here are 15 "dad jokes" I hope you find them amusing.

1.      Why did the flower go to the party? Because it was a blooming good time!

2.      What did the bee say to the flower? "You're the bee's knees!"

3.      Why do flowers love Spring? Because it's a blooming beautiful season!

4.      What did the sun say to the Earth? "You're looking radiant today!"

5.      Why did the kid bring a ladder to the park? He wanted to take his playtime to new heights!

6.      What do you call a group of cats playing instruments in the park? A mew-sical band!

7.      Why did the kid bring a magnet to the beach? He wanted to attract some fun!

8.      What did the seagull say to the kid who lost his ice cream? "You're in a bit of a pickle, aren't you?"

9.      Why did the kid bring a kite to the park? He wanted to soar to new heights!

10. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!

11. Why did the kid bring a water gun to the park? He wanted to have a splashing good time!

12. What did the kid say when his mom asked him to take out the trash? "Aww, do I have to?"

13. Why did the kid bring a frisbee to the park? He wanted to have a ball!

14. What do you call a group of ducks playing instruments in the park? A quack-tet!

15. Why did the kid bring a picnic basket to the park? He wanted to have a snack-tastic time!

Take charge of your health!

Until a few months ago, I did not know about the Respiratory syncytial virus, nor how dangerous it can be to us seniors. Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) may sound complicated, but what you need to know is simple: it's a virus that can affect your breathing, especially as you get older. While RSV usually causes mild symptoms like a runny nose or cough in most people, seniors are at higher risk of serious complications.

Here's why getting vaccinated against RSV is crucial for seniors:

1. Protect Your Well-being: RSV can lead to severe illness, especially in older adults. By getting vaccinated, you can reduce your risk of getting seriously sick from RSV.

2. Avoid Hospitalization: Seniors who get RSV often end up in the hospital, sometimes needing intensive care. Vaccination can lower your chances of needing hospital treatment.

3. Stay Active and Healthy: Don't let RSV hold you back! Vaccination helps you stay active and enjoy life without worrying about respiratory infections.

4. Easy and Accessible: Vaccines are safe and readily available. Your healthcare provider can guide you on getting vaccinated and answer any questions you may have.

By taking this simple step, you're investing in your health and well-being. Talk to your healthcare provider today about getting vaccinated against RSV and stay strong, active, and healthy for years to come!

End of life planning

Many of us do a poor job of end-of-life planning. I know this because I give workshops on this topic and understand the feelings of those who attend. I know that many will start the conversation after the workshop but many will not complete it. If you have not set out your final wishes clearly or don’t want to face that decision and the uncomfortable discussion that follows, remember that as we navigate the complexities of end-of-life care, it's essential to prioritize open communication and clear decision-making. Putting off discussing our end-of-life wishes, leaves our loved ones uncertain about our preferences. This can lead to emotional turmoil and conflict among family members.

If you're  an adult child facing a difficult decision about your parent's care, remember that it's okay to feel overwhelmed. Take a deep breath, and know that you're not alone. Here are some thoughts to consider:

Firstly, prioritize your parent's comfort and well-being. What would they want for their final days? Would they prefer to be at home, surrounded by loved ones, or in a hospital setting? Are there any specific medical interventions they would or wouldn't want?

Remember, your parent's wishes are not a reflection of your worth or abilities. You are not responsible for their illness or decline. Your role is to support and care for them, not to blame yourself for their passing.

In the face of uncertainty, prioritize what matters most: love, compassion, and connection. Share moments of joy, laughter, and cherished memories with your parent. These moments can bring comfort and peace to both of you.

Remember, forgiveness is not necessary, but self-compassion and understanding are crucial. You are loved, valued, and appreciated for who you are.

I have not done

 My thanks to Jacquie for this. Grab a balloon for everything you HAVE NOT done! Just for fun!

Been divorced

Been to Disney Land

Skipped school

Been to Canada

Ridden in an ambulance

Been to Hawaii

Been to Las Vegas

Been to Texas

Visited Mexico

Been to the Bahamas

Seen the Grand Canyon in person

Flown in a helicopter

Been on a ferry boat

Sung in the rain

Been to California

Been in band in school

Sang in the school/church choir

Sung karaoke

Laughed so much you cried

Caught a snowflake on your tongue

Had/Have/Having children

Had a pet(s

Been skiing/sledding on a big hill

Rode on a motorcycle

Been to a drive-in movie

Rode an elephant or camel

Rode a Horse

Been on TV

Stayed in the hospital

Donated blood or plasma

Gotten a piercing

Driven a stick shift vehicle

Gotten a speeding ticket

Gotten stitches or staples

Traveled alone

Been zip lining

Been to another country

Shot a gun