Monday, October 7, 2019

A Stunning Senior Moment

Thanks to Larry for the reminder that inter-generational conflicts are irrational and unnecessarily divisive...

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear; 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, a man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing. technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer.

The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, ‘You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young... so we invented them. Now, son, what are YOU doing for the next generation?'

Cue the applause

You just gotta love old AND young people!

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Personalized Gifts

The meteoric rise of the personalized gifts industry is well documented; with annual sales of more than $25 billion and growing, it is clearly a marketplace that is here to stay. 

Personalized Gifts enable you to give your members and supporters something they want – something they would buy anyway – regardless of your presence in the marketplace

Personalized gifts offer an outstanding fundraising opportunity for non-profit organizations because they allow your organization to provide your members and supporters with something they want, something they would probably buy from elsewhere anyway! 

Millions of people make their own personalized gifts every day of the week; they make everything from custom buttons to photo handbags, designed with photos depicting their loved ones, dogs, cats and other pets, or any other photo or design they choose to use.

It’s essential to be aware that the largest share of the personalized gifts market is made up from people making their own gifts, by this we mean people uploading their own photos and creating their own unique gifts. 

Make sure the base cost price of your custom products is low enough to be able to return a margin in the region of 25% to 30% while ensuring you can still provide your members and supporters with competitive pricing

One of the most common mistakes organizations makes when they evaluate fundraising is to not look closely enough at base prices, mark-ups, margins and selling prices.

Any proposition you come across that offers less than a 20% margin, (a mark-up of the base prices of less than 25%), or relies on the goodwill of your members to pay higher than average prices, to allow you to accommodate your target margin, should definitely be avoided. 


One idea for fundraising is our fully customizable greeting cards and custom postcards. These can be personalized with your own photos, logos, designs and text. They are made from either (depending on style) heavyweight 300gsm or 12pt card. They are fully customizable from front to back including the inside covers. They can be designed in portrait or landscape and are finished with matte lamination. Envelopes included. If you don't want to go to the extra work of designing your own cards, you can select one of ours here

We try to offer our customers some of the best gift ideas available - using our "state of the art" card creation software, making your own personalized photo card is easy, but more importantly, it's a lot of fun too!

If you like to make your own designs, personalized greeting cards are probably the best and most impressive way to show off your artistic talents - better still, you will enjoy creating them, and, when they're done, they make the ultimate photo card for any occasion! The same can also be said for personalized postcards.

A custom personalized greetings card always says more than a traditional card ever can - it expresses the thought and effort you have put into it!

To get started on your own one of a kind personalized greetings card, all you need to do is upload your photos and designs, add your personal message and you'll have your own custom personalized photo card with just a few clicks of your mouse.

Don't forget, you can make your own personalized postcards and greeting cards using any photos, designs and text you choose. Remember, you really can say it all when you design and create your own custom photo card

DIY personalized photo cards are perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Christenings, graduations, valentines, mother's day, father's day, Christmas or any other occasion.



A Portrait of Seniors in Canada

A Portrait of Seniors published in 2006 written by Martin Turcotte and Grant Schellenberg and published by Stats Canada gives some interesting insights into Canadian Seniors. Here are some insights that I found interesting.
Many important elements are identified as favouring the realization of these core values in seniors’ lives. They are:

1.  Health, wellness and security, which includes health and wellness, safety and security and income security
2.  Continuous learning, work and participation in society, which includes work and retirement, age discrimination and negative stereotypes, social participation and ethnocultural diversity.
3.  Supporting and caring in the community, which includes living arrangements, transportation, social isolation and loneliness, family/informal caregiving and seniors in Northern/remote Canada

The median age of retirement has fallen dramatically in the past two decades. From the mid-1970s to the mid-1980s, it hovered around age 65. But in the late 1980s, it started dropping quickly and continued to do so until hitting a low at 60.6 in 1997. The continued drop in the median age at retirement may have been related to widespread government cutbacks and corporate downsizing in the 1990s, combined with early retirement incentives. In 2005, the median age of retirement was 61.0 years and it has stabilized around that mark.


Why do people retire? While the most accepted and reported reason was that they could afford to retire. Not surprisingly, this reason was much more common among those who retired voluntarily than among those who were forced to retire.

Health problems were, for involuntary retirees, the number one reason why they left the labour market. Mandatory retirement policies were the reason for retirement for one out of five recent retirees who left the labour force at 65 years old and over.

With possible shortages in the labour market looming, policymakers and employers are searching for new ways to retain older workers on the job. Could older workers potentially be interested in staying longer in the workforce if certain choices were offered to them?

The 2002 General Social Survey asked retired respondents what factor might have influenced them to continue working. Over one-quarter indicated they might have changed their decision to retire if they had been able to reduce their work schedule without their pension being affected, either by working fewer days or shorter days. In addition, just under one-fifth would have been influenced by more vacation leave.

The thought of retirement can often be appealing. But does retirement really measure up to people’s expectations? Do individuals enjoy life more in retirement than they did while still working?

When asked, “Compared to the year before you retired, do you now enjoy life more, less or about the same?”, nearly half (47%) said that they enjoyed life more now. A slightly smaller proportion (41%) took about the same amount of pleasure in life before and after retirement, while 11% reported that they did not enjoy life as much now.

Most people would probably agree that while money doesn’t guarantee happiness, it helps make life more enjoyable. Indeed, retirees whose financial situation had improved since retirement were most likely to say their enjoyment of life had increased (63%). Individuals whose financial position remained the same came next (51%).

Is early retirement the key to happiness? According to data from the 2002 survey, retiring sooner rather than later does make a difference: 55% of individuals who retired between the ages of 50 and 54 reported enjoying life more after retirement, compared with about 35% of those who took retirement when they were aged 65 to 69.

It is possible that age at retirement reflects small differences in health or financial well-being. Alternatively, individuals who retired at older ages may have done so because they enjoyed their work and, in comparison, found retired life less satisfying. At the same time, retirees who left the labour force earlier may have been eager to do so and to make the most of retired life. Enjoying retired life seems more likely when one plans for it while still in the labour force. GSS respondents were asked whether or not they planned for their retirement by participating in physical activities, developing other leisure activities or hobbies, getting involved in volunteer work, or gathering information about retirement.

People who participated in three or four of these activities were far more likely to report increased enjoyment of life in retirement (62%) than those who participated in two (51%), one (46%) or none at all (36%). Perhaps these activities afforded individuals greater life enjoyment in retirement. Or, it may be that individuals who were most eager to leave the labour force were also most likely to prepare for retirement and to enjoy their new life to the fullest.

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Some humour to pass the day

Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car.
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Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
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The following are some classic written excuses given to teachers in the Alburquerque public school system:
"Please excuse Dianne from being absent yeaterday. She was in bed with gramps."
"Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault."
"Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side."
"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."
"Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor."
"Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over."
"My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him."
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."
"Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
"Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore
throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night."
"Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating."
"George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
"Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
"Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."
"Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
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This is sad but true............
If you speak three languages, you're trilingual.
If you speak two languages, you're bilingual.
If you speak one language, you're American
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When a blonde finally got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked, how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, "...and upon rising the coffee is ready!"
A few weeks later the blonde was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.
"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"